Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Libertarian nightmare
Today, when I checked on my last payroll, I realized that I pay more in taxes than I do in house bills. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
Interesting dilemma
Today, I learned that as much as I try to save my money, it always just slips through my fingers. After rent, I got paid $280 yesterday, $85 went out on my gym membership, $95 went out on my internet, $125 went out on my Hello Fresh. I have to choose between half a tank of petrol or breakfast/lunch for the week. FML
Today, after 6 months of training and going to the gym every day, I realized that the only thing I've lost is $300 worth of gas. FML
Pay a living wage
Today, I live in a world where I work 50 hours a week, and yet after paying all necessary bills, eating one meal a day, and only drinking water from the tap, I am £130 pounds poorer than last week, all because I had to use my credit card and increase my debt to buy petrol and pay the gas bill. FML
Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML
Cost of living crisis
Today, I did my budget. I have a good job, make decent money, and work full time, but without including any flexible spending items like groceries, I make $32 less than my bills each month. FML
Today, I realized that my father's weekly unemployment check is more than my bi-weekly pay check. My full time job pays less than my father's unemployment. FML
Money for whining
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
Top comments
biglittlehead 12
Im so glad I can walk to job. Sorry to hear that. Maybe find a closer to home job?
Warden1986 16
If you can, find a cheaper way to travel to work, or car pool with someone. At least you have a job so that's a start.
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Comments (102)
Mauskau 36
Some employers will pay your fuel bills if you are spending that much to get there. Well, my mums does because her job involves driving and my dads does because he works in London.
beccaFAMOUS 3
Me too.. Fml
stonedfishies 10
Find a new job, So not worth it.
DoctorsLoveMe 6
Same here; and I hate my job. Giving my 2 weeks asap.
AtomicRebirth 11
Time to go job hunting then, eh?
TruthminustheBS 2
Isn't that the truth! Damn greedy gas company's!
LMFAOaMIGIT 3
Do you drive a tank and work 300 miles from your house? How do you even have enough time in a day to drive that far to and from work and put your time at work in? This sounds fake to me unless you make $2 an hour.
hannnahmarie 14
You're better off finding a job closer to you, to save money
metislifeguard 1
I did that this summer. I regret it.
dragynfyre 4
I feel your pain . I fill up three or four times a week at 45$ a tank. I'm a delivery driver for a catering company and I drive an SUV. But luckily I make a hell of a lot more than I spend in gas. My only suggestion for you OP is try to find someone to carpool with or try to find work closer to home.