Work: Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like... - FML

By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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MrSassypants 33

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:28

Head, shoulders, boobs and toes, boobs and toes!

davidpropert 32

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:23

Hoping your boss is a man ;)

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Pinto_2015 9

Sunday 13 December 2015 4:50

Doesn't matter....got boob...

yniguez09 14

Sunday 13 December 2015 5:07

Sounds like someone's in for a promotion!

gorgeous_vixen95 12

Sunday 13 December 2015 8:15

Sounds like someone thinks you're cute (;

katertott 44

Sunday 13 December 2015 9:57

My dentist leans REALLY close while doing her examinations. She probably thinks she's pushing her chest against the headrest of the chair. My forehead begs to differ.

Berber260 14

Monday 14 December 2015 2:15

Happened to me too. With a woman. Who looked very attractive. Naked. Then I woke up from my dream. Jk.

Kempeth 5

Monday 14 December 2015 8:26

If you quit that job before her, leave a bra with parrots on her desk and a tricorne on yours.

deaddogowner 7

Thursday 3 March 2016 23:55

Yo at least it wasn't a guy

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