Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
New to me
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
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letthemxeatcake 0
You can pluck the hairs out.
redbluegreen 41
Is it wrong that I wanted to barf after reading this?
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Comments (218)
NaziZombie 0
pleasant
babiebuntin 7
They sound quite attractive.
microtrd 0
Don't shave, it will **** up your brows. Wax or pluck. Or get an asian to thread them for you.
yuthinkiwont 1
Tweezers! Besides, it's really obvious when people shave the unibrow, as it's still visible immediate post-shave. Tweezing will help keep the seas parted for longer.
free2speak 14
Proactive soon?
perfectwinds 0
Proactiv is actually one of the worst things you can do for your skin FYI.
xxXChiiXxx 2
ORLY? Proactiv works great for me, my skin isn't damaged at all. :P
perfectwinds 0
Yea well how long have you been using it? The ingredients in it cause damage to your skin over a long period of time if you use it everyday. Trust me, that's my career. And if you're using proactiv you probably wouldn't be able to tell if your skin was damaged anyway. I bet you use apricot scrubs, too.
Upside_Down 0
that's SO nasty! I gagged when I read this
iDx_Undaunted 0
alright ewww
Sodam_INsane 0
there's stuff out there that help with your acne...go buy some
Kansasgirl 0
Those of you who say Ewww & Nasty...You are pathetic. You can't tell me that you have never had acne before?
chalkdust 4
Everybody gets zits... Not everybody has acne.
sportastef 0
What the hell is the difference between zits and acne? Both are clogged pores that surface to the epidermis (is that the right term?). What differs?
perfectwinds 0
Acne is a skin condition that can be treated but is genetic. It's more pus filled papules and cysts than it is pustules which are normal zits. Normal zits are just zits and pretty much everyone gets them.
So_Yeah 0
Wax, dun shave, or it'll grow back worse. And see your doctor about an acne fighting antibiotic =) they really help. Goodluck.
Bloodknight 22
Wow, that's disgusting!