Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
New to me
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
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letthemxeatcake 0
You can pluck the hairs out.
redbluegreen 41
Is it wrong that I wanted to barf after reading this?
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Comments (218)
hornetchik 0
Wash and moisturise daily. And PLUCK don't shave.
echolot 0
Yup, shaving is definitely a bad idea - stubble on your forehead is not a good look. Definitely wax or pluck. And acne isn't permanent, there are plenty of ways to try fighting it. Good luck!
lov3dollbabygirl 0
wow i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit
camipoo 0
um wax. and use proactive
_YDI 0
YDI for being ugly and worthless. you should kill yourself
oboo15161 0
way to be an asshole. some people can't help it.
_YDI 0
GTFO
Kofu 0
This is the internet. People are allowed to - and will- be complete dicks. Hence the wonderful "Zero Accountability" benefit that comes along with anonymity. I could tell you I bent over your mother last night and you couldn't do anything about it. Isn't technology grand?
CuntFucker 0
Your mother sat on my face. It was very nice
ASUguy13 0
#40, your mother sat on my face and now i have a broken nose. FML
helloimbored 0
thats awful, please dont ever say that to anyone again
Mr_Trumpet 0
#32, I hope you get hit by a bus. Good day.
oboo15161 0
ya. it is grand. too bad it couldn't save my mother. she just died.
avalanche719 0
ugh that's disgusting.
Kofu 0
That's pretty gruesome, kiddo. I recommend tweezers, for both problems. Maybe the stinging pain will bring you to the realization of how nasty you are. Work on that, please.
borricua 0
you should just pluck. :)
cuzirock132 0
Get a life and learn how to use acne creams and wax. Get over the fact you can't shave because you're to much of a priss to realise that guys can get waxed to. You can just use proactive or something to get rid of the acne. You're probably a really cute guy that just has a few quirks. They can be easily fixed and you can live a totally unibrow free life with clear skin.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Erm... This FML paints a pretty picture. Acne cream and tweezers can work wonders.