Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that every other targeted ad I see is for some sort of dating app. I've been single on and off for 5 years now, and it's starting to get to me. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, I was looking online at the gym memberships in my neighborhood, because I'm getting old and unfit. As I was looking at the prices, thanks to some well-placed advertisement magic, I found myself ordering a pizza, then binge-watching Netflix. It seems that motivation is just a click away, but pizza is my kryptonite. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to look at my phone and I turned it away from her. Now she’s convinced I’m cheating on her. In reality, I’m too embarrassed to admit it’s because Facebook is showing me nonstop ads for laxatives after I ordered some two days ago. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML
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Top comments
unknown_user5566 27
I know it's not true, but I always imagine an office full of evil Facebook employees picking the most offensive advertisments possible for every user.
Welshite 40
He's gone high-tech.
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Comments (107)
gc327072 31
And "Ninja Royale" on mine. Should I become a Japanese James Bond? But I'm not Asian...
kyat288 9
Holy cow... EVERY fml I read, you've commented on.
LaughinStock 16
Nothing wrong with that 36 she's funny, respect Noor.
greenie213 23
38- Yeah. The bastard calls me green bean as a reply to half of my comments.
Megan98 18
My advertisements usually consist of hot singles ready to meet me now. O_o
unknown_user5566 27
If Facebook truly does create ads based on your Google searches, that must mean you watch A LOT of ****.
thetguy 4
Hey now easy, we all go through what is called a dry spell, and that usually consists of ALOT of **** and one night stands with unusually repulsive girls/guys depending on the preference, so I can relate...
the_anti_hipster 7
69--apparently it's tough out there for a 17 yr old. Mom's driving them on dates, can't go into R movies, can't buy cigs...oh the humanity!
Megan98 18
Lol, I don't watch **** truthfully.
mayley 16
Are they actually targeted? Mine just seem to come up with a huge variety of things
bach2121 13
Facebook is stupid
laden_swallow09 35
By what standards?
gc327072 31
40- you talking to me, brah?
thetguy 4
All the advertisement I get on my Facebook is,"Are you lonely? Find singles near you!" Thanks Facebook..
DocBastard 40
Kyat - Noor gets paid for every comment she makes, and she gets a bonus for every response to her comments. So I'm sure she appreciates your generous support.