Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
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Good_old_Grim 8
So what? If its a fancy locket why wouldn't she wear it? That doesn't mean anything - get over yourself!
Smyth 3
So why don't YOU buy her something she can put on every morning? Nothing's stopping you.
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Comments (76)
DjeePee 25
So? As long as it hasn't an "I love you forever" inscription on it, or a nude picture of her ex in it, what's the problem? That she likes the locket doesn't mean she likes her ex in a loving way. Get over yourself, and if you can't, buy her a pretty necklace.
Kaida02 0
If it's not engraved, and there are no pictures in it, then she is probably wearing it because she has worn it for so long. Until she finds something as nice, casual and simple as that locket, she will probably continue to wear it. It's hard to find something that won't break, and looks good with most everything. If it has pictures of her ex or an engraving on it from him, then you should worry.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#20 Agreed! Buy her something prettier that she'll want to wear instead. :)
debbiess 0
Great idea nerdsgetmehot!!! =]
triggerit 5
man if you do not buy a beautiful neckless for her your destiny help her to carry ex and future b/f presents...
triggerit 5
necklace^
brokenclockwork 0
hidden meaning ;D
peepss 0
maybe it's rly pretty? I don't think she means anything by it (:
jusdef 0
maybe the locket goes missing....
Fentown_fml 4
So what's she supposed to do, throw it out? You're way oversensitive.. geez
Kaida02 0
It's probably not that it's pretty at all. If she wears it all the time it's because it's casual and she is used to it. Pretty things stay in the jewelry box except for on special occassions. It's great if you get her something pretty, but remember to make it something that she can wear all the time, or else in a day or two it will be back to the locket and your piece of jewelry will be set into her jewelry box, and she will say that she is saving it for a special occassion.