Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Not a geography major
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
Bad sign
Today, with the help of a good map, I managed to figure out that a near-invisible path that I hadn’t even noticed was actually the continuation of my bike route. Twenty metres further, I found the signpost confirming this… quite well hidden in a bush. For anyone without a map, FML
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
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MikeStern 1
Unless you live in Monaco or The Vatican that's to be expected.
Hammy4Glo 0
actually WoWs map is quite detailed... there is a lot going on... however I also know WoWs map better than our country's... simply because I never look at an atlas but I see WoW everyday... and yes I have a life... I simply enjoy gaming
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schlagen 0
I am sadly the same
UrbanerMezei 0
You expect us to feel sorry for you for wasting your life on a video game? No you will get no sympathy you ******* loser.
possumisawesome 0
I'm not sure whether to click YDI or Your Life is ******... I mean, if you play it so much that you know more things about it than in the real world, then there's a problem. But then again, I wouldn't be able to name each of the states in the US, but that might be because I'm Canadian. Either way, just make sure you have other things to do than play WoW. I quit nearly a year ago, and to be honest its a lot better. At times I miss it, like last night when I found my old screen shots. But when I think about it, I didn't actually have anything to do once I got to level 80, and most of the people I knew had quit due to the recessions.
sirbrickrock1 0
YDI, for getting worried about that useless shit lol, stop complaining
awwdudethatsux 0
high five!!!!
justgiveup_fml 0
haha!! that's awesome!!
smacky101 0
FYI OP seriously, but at least he posted an fml. it's the tens of thousands (maybe more) that do not even know how ****** their lives are.
acesarge 0
So what? The WoW map isn't hard to remember, I don't see how knowing a map of a game well is a bad thing. This website needs a "who gives a ****: option. For all of you who are telling this guy to get a life and calling WoW players "nerds", Don't you have anything better to do then go on the internet and make fun of anyone who has different interests then you? Shouldn't you be outside getting drunk or ******* your girlfriend?
Ultravyolet 0
I feel your pain. Because I'm the same. I could probably name every single zone in WoW right now xD
Tamara2011 0
I know games are addicting but come on alot of people can't name all 50 states and were citizens maybe you should take a day study our country then keep playing you will feel better and still get to play your game win win see just some thinking is all it takes duh!