Today, I re-dislocated my arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, a nurse berated me for not being able to lift my leg myself so she could put a cast on. My leg is broken in two places. FML
Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML
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survivalism 0
You're stupid.
papertigers_fml 0
Yep. Really stupid.
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Tria 0
21: "To get an appointment with a doctor you have to wait MONTHS." Yeah, not so much. I live in England and if I call my doctor's surgery before 10am I can get an appointment the same day. It's only the specialists that take longer to see, and that's usually a matter of six weeks or so, not months. And I don't have to pay for my meds which, in your country, would cost more than I even earn - I checked it out and they'd be $24,000 at the cheapest. Also, universal doesn't work like that, at least not here. If you want a surgery and the NHS won't let you have it on their system, you can go private and pay for it yourself, but if anything goes wrong after an elective surgery you would have to fund the treatment to fix it - which is the way it is in the US anyway, isn't it? You're an idiot. Do some research on universal healthcare outside Canada before damning it in general - it isn't the same for every country.
gothic_cat_lady 0
medfly and musu, I completely agree with you, and I'm an American. Universal healthcare isn't socialism, it's a human right. I have relatives in Canada, and they have so much less to worry about when it comes to healthcare. Sure sometimes they have to wait for non-emergency care, but if you asked them (which we US relatives have), they still wouldn't trade their system for our crap one.
jw11 0
I dont think you're that stupid. I let my dad cut my stitches out because it was going to cost $180 just for 30 seconds worth of work. And your arm shrinks in a cast, so I can see why you thought it was possible to do so.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
He's not stupid for skipping the expensive medical thing. He's stupid for doing it half-assed. >XD If he was smart, he'd have done what you did, and gotten someone with a brain inside their head to do it for them in a civilized manner, to avoid messing up his arm again. I'd know, I skipped the whole process of going to the hospital to even get the stitches and all. It works as long as you do things carefully and in a proper manner... which you and I seem to have done, but which OP seems to have missed. *lol*
FMLable 0
Well, you beat me to it. But although cases like your aunts do occur, it does NOT reflect the majority of situations. Naturally, if you go searching for negativity, that's what you'll find. But I'd like to point out that the cost to stay in an American hospital is 5000$ a night, not including medications and doctors fees, or surgery. To have a baby can cost around 10 000$, without major complications. There are many families forced to go hungry and mortgage their houses in attempts to cover hospital bills for a family member who's fallen ill. Premature babies are costing meals from their siblings. People sit at home dying of cancer and other terminal diseases because they don't want to burden their families with medical costs. At least in Canada and other countries with universal health care, you get the treatment you need, regardless of your financial situation. People are valued for their humanity instead of their richess, and everyone gets a fair chance at life.
zarc 0
#21 - Wow, you're sure misinformed. Except for specialists, you can get in within a few weeks. Or you could just go to a walk-in clinic or hospital and get treated or tested for a number of things within several hours. A cast taken off, for instance, would be extremely quick and free. And the wait-time for specialists is pretty much the same in both the US and Canada. And the government doesn't go through every single person's file to determine if they can get surgery or not. To put it simply, if you need treatment you can get it. There may be waits, depending on what you need, but the states are not completely wait-free either. People heading down to the states for their surgery generally a) have money, and b) it's not an essential surgery in the first place. Oh, and optometry and dentistry aren't covered by the universal health care in Canada - they're either out of pocket or through insurance companies, so it makes for a very bad argument against universal health care. While I'm not saying that universal health care is flawless, it's better than having no insurance or stuck paying for an expensive plan only to be dumped the moment you get sick. You're so scared that the government will decide who lives or dies that you can't see that insurance companies do the exact same thing. Worse even, since the more people they deny the more money they keep for themselves and they aren't accountable to the people like governments are.
great_lawl 0
thats US health care for you
emzmcgee 0
This has nothing to do with US healthcare, he could've easily paid the $50 and had it done by a DOCTOR. And to those quibbling about the price, yeah it doesn't take long to do, but you're not just paying for the time it takes, you're paying for the person with the knowledge to do it correctly. so really $50 doesn't seem so bad.
AshleyRose784 0
wow...you're a whole new level of moron
zarc 0
Definitely FYL. People should never be put in such a position. Hope you're OK.
Meg_Me456 0
what "position" the "position" to choose whether to be smart or be an idiot?
zarc 0
The position of deciding between whether or not they can afford medical treatment.
iFruit 0
I clicked fyl by accident. YDI.
FMLable 0
And one more thing.. life-saving surgery doesn't have long wait times, unless you are in née of a donor organ and a match isn't available. Which is the same as in the US, except you won't have to pay. And as previously stated, optometry and dentistry aren't included in our universal system, and shouldn't affect your argument. Which pretty much voids your statement. Time to do your research?