Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML
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kxlovesyou 0
HOW COULD YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING HARRY POTTER???? thats unacceptable
emer_helena 0
If you wanted to see it that badly, you should have forced yourself to stay awake
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s_t_e_p_h 0
Aw shucks, that really sucks. At least you have the ticket that SAYS you were at the premiere. I bet you could make big bucks on eBay with that, or impress a lot of peers/friends/family members. No one has to know you slept through it, just catch it again later this week "because you loved it so much" and ride on people's coattails when you're asked about it for the time being. Better luck next premiere!!
tha_artist 0
Ydi for being a need
StealthStorm67 0
"Today, after falling asleep during a Harry Potter movie in which I queued up for four WHOLE hours in the rain, I realized I have nothing better to do than to wait for the premiere of a PG movie for hours on end. Also, that I care deeply enough about Harry Potter to deprive myself of sleep to see it FIRST. FML"
amazin67666 0
Harry Potter is god damn awesome, anyone who says it's nerdy is a tard whose never tried to read the books, or probably any other book because they're too busy sittin around on their fat tardish asses watchin MTV. Us Harry Potter people sit around on our very NON tardlish asses and read HARRY POTTER. bitch.
fatk 0
these guys are fools i went to the premiere and this is all wrong i queued from 11.30 on monday till 6.00 on tuesday(when the film started) there was nowhere to fall asleep and you couldnt actually watch the film p.s. i dont think they are even real harry potter fans they clearly arent true fans as the lie about something harry potter related in fact they remind me of people at the premiere who kept shouting ;he was their friend' which is like from the third film, silly peoplee anyhuuu WEASLEYY4EVAAA and sk rocksss
udumbidiot 0
this is a LIE. If you were actually waiting in the rain to see the premiere, then you didn't have a ticket, and you didn't get to see the film. however, i would have killed to be there, so just out of pure jealousy, YDI.
princesskitten 0
YDI for being freaking stupid enough to wait hours in the rain for a freaking movie. It's MOVIE. Damn, what the hell is wrong with you people.
lapetitesinge 0
...And now I'm going to have nightmares about doing that. Literally. FML too.
Sylvia_Plath 0
That's not even possible unless you are in the Harry Potter movies, are in some other way related to the Harry Potter franchise, or are simply famous since the Harry Potter premiere that took place yesterday was the England premiere of the movie for the aforementioned people. If you are and fell asleep in the movie, shame on you for that. If you are not then you are a liar since the movie does not premiere in the United Kingdom until July 15, which happens to be a week from today.
mandylousie 0
what a waste of money. when its released in the states i plan on seeing it at midnight. so if that makes me a nerd then im happy to be one.