Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
The burning pain distracted you from biting your nails, so mission accomplished!
Sinkhole 26
You should use garlic instead, and next time, put it only on your nails!
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Comments (70)
piiing 0
is aftershave the reason that the kid in home alone slaps his face and screams? I never knew that it could burn!
jewels1877 0
Do you get odd things in your eye often?
piiing 0
what are you licking in your pic???
jewels1877 0
Nothing at all. Just sticking out my tongue.. o.O
Zmeilerr 22
******* comment bug!
Shinygirlnz 1
I guess if everytime you bite your nails you get stingy eyes... it might work.
sourgirl101 29
Do.....You....Do you want to SCREAM!?!?? OP, I stopped biting my nails by keeping them neatly trimmed at all times. I keep a pair of baby nail clippers on my key ring. If you keep your nails smooth, you might be less tempted to bite them since there aren't any jagged edges. Worked for me.(:
demetrius19 7
that's the stupidest thing i ever heard, Hey ppl come hit my page up
chippa 24
OP, I clipped my nails back as far as I possibly could once every week and coated them with nail polish. This was a year ago, and I haven't been biting my nails since. :D *Must clip back, don't bite them all the way back!
frostchill 0
The OP realised it's a bad habit, and trying to stop himself from doing it, but he screwed up, So i don't get why peoples actually voting He desever it.
dam32294 0
Duct taped oven mitts or just duct tape.
teeheegirl17 5
this made me crraacckkk upppp!!!!!(: