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Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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emkaycutie
United States
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Hello?
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
billie
Boston, United States
I hate small talk
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Tytonic
Chevy Chase, United States
Please, apologize
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Jakeok
Fraser, United States
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
bloodyfreakinawful
Seabrook, United States
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
noexceptions
United States
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
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thehuntress309 12
That's kinda sad Hun... Sorry :(
suckceed 17
Put your number up on craigist, you'll definitely get the calls you want.
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desertlovebird 11
If you need friends go out and be social. Do volunteer work in your community and then you will have time to meet more friends.
jensen21 19
They probably just thought it was your mom or someone like that.
lendary 7
Beeing friendless is nothing to be ashamed of.
happyfingers 15
Maybe this kind of stuff is why you don't have friends... Seriously, just go talk to someone. Can't always expect people to come to you. Sometimes you have to go to them. :P
KimmyCupZ 21
Pehaps, instead of pretending, why not go out and try and connect with others? You don't have to be mister/miss popular to be happy. :)
JohnTheLad 13
Join some clubs son. Strike up a conversation with a hunny in class.
DedicatedNova 13
I used to do this all the time.
worldclassrager 41
Wouldn't they take your phone away? And how did you do that? Just played a ringtone? Either way just be more social you'll get a friend...
Kibaruto 33
Careful not to give them too much Noor, they will become so strong that they will be unable to grip items without breaking them.
Sacytrl 28
I've this one guy in my class who does the same. But he does it too frequently that it gets on our nerves.