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Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
emkaycutie
United States
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Hello?
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
billie
Boston, United States
I hate small talk
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Tytonic
Chevy Chase, United States
Please, apologize
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Jakeok
Fraser, United States
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
bloodyfreakinawful
Seabrook, United States
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
noexceptions
United States
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
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thehuntress309 12
That's kinda sad Hun... Sorry :(
suckceed 17
Put your number up on craigist, you'll definitely get the calls you want.
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Enslaved 38
Too bad everyone now thinks it's just your mommy calling. :P
mFUNdo21 17
*apply cold water to fresh burns*
oj101 33
In my school, being well behaved, polite, kind and smart is a way getting respect and being seen as more attractive, and vice versa.
golden_warrior 23
Then get an ass whooping by your parents.
golden_warrior 23
19 - it's definitely not a public school
gc327072 31
If you really want attention, make an online threat against the school. The FBI will give you lots of attention. No JK, you should make some friends
youllnvrkno 8
The FBI already saw this comment and are heading over now. OP will have friends in no time.
mFUNdo21 17
daddy issues...
CrazyMelvin 14
You should have had your phone taken away and gotten suspended. Class is for learning, not "trying" to make friends.
rich443 22
responsibly is really unpopular on here
gc327072 31
"Getting your shit taken is really unpopular here" FIX'd
gAt_d 26
That is sad , I was shy too when I was a younger man. Playing guitar really helped me come out of my shell. Music is one thing people always have in common. You may not always agree on a certain genre but everyone loves music! My advice would be to open yourself up, take a chance, and put yourself out there!
caohm 18
it's never too late to make friends, but if you both are socially awkward and never say anything you may never find someone like you
JamesUSMC 6
hahaha lol loser
Axipiter 24
Put your shirt back on. Then leave.