Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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Natalie Butts 5
she's carrying your half brothers baby, or is having a baby with your dad and thus your half brother?
Koios 30
You need to take some time and seriously consider your relationship with your dad. Incredibly messed up situation you're in
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Comments (26)
Shorterry 7
I guess you have to screw her mother and call it a day
Agent JPN 9
Oh yeah.. kepin' it in 'da family
1gullible_bugger 34
your father is a dick! What kind of parent does that to his son? I would reconsider your relationship with your girlfriend too, you don't need somebody who does shit like that!
Achicken123 22
Excuse me what the ****
openawhole00 6
At least you finally get that younger brother you wanted when you were 5
openawhole00 6
Also if she and your father get married, that makes you a ************
Lisa Raible 7
I'd like to know how long she's been keeping that a secret? And why would any girl sleep with her boyfriend's father?!