Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "Yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were then escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot." I never knew clapping was a crime. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I was out to lunch when someone in the distance proposed to his partner. She said yes, everyone clapped and cheered. I, on the other hand, burst into tears and couldn't stop bawling for about half an hour. I'm a 32 year-old man and didn't even know the happy couple. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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T_BERG 0
congrats but y a food court?
njwrestler171 0
ahh screw them CONGRADS
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you_not_me_OWNED 0
this isn't even an FYL. you won't remember today as "the day i got kicked out of a food court," you'll remember it as "the day i got engaged." congrats, hope you have a happy long-lasting marriage! :)
PureGold 0
Congrats!! :D And mall security guards are stupid...simple as that. They probably just thought they were doing their job. How dare you bring a little happiness to everyone's days by proposing in front of them? You should know that celebratory clapping in a mall is unnecessary noise and therefore strictly prohibited. FELON!!
lmaoscrubs 0
foot court orginal.....
kisskiss_fml 0
To eVeryone puTTing im down beaCause iT was done in a food CourT aT THe mall. wHy does iT maTTer wHere iT Happened iT Happened and THaTs all THaT maTTers. CONGRATS TO U BY THE WAY> I HOPETHE TWO OF U ARE VERY VERY HAPPY TOGETHER
MyLifeIsGREATha 0
WOW! You now have a fiance that sounds like a TOTAL fml. PESSIMIST. :| :| :| :|
hahaha7 0
why would you propose in a food court
two2 0
really #178 can you type like a normal person, TyPIng LikE tHIS iS wicKED ANNOYING
Chris968 0
Congrats but seriously why the food court in the mall? That's not very romantic...
swagmonkey 0
Heh, congrats. Although getting kicked out of the mall is sort of ridiculous, I'd say your fiance means you came out on top anyway. I add myself to the "why a food court" bandwagon, though? I mean, apparently it worked, but it's not exactly the most romantic location you could have chosen...
sondramcfail 0
That's a funny story :)