Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Too late
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Nostalgia
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
Slay, queen!
Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
Tight
Today, I tried on a dress for prom. It took a while to zip, but I insisted it'd fit. I asked for help. When the lady finally managed to zip all the way, the dress completely ripped at the seams. Not only did I have to pay $169 for it, but the lady told me, “We have more dresses in the plus-sized section!” FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
At last!
Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
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gooberness 0
cant please them all
Luce_del_sole 0
What did he mean by 'Is this a joke?' If he was referring to you wearing a super skanky dress that cost $3850, then yeah its a joke. But if it was just any other prom dress, delete that dumb person.
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Comments (140)
10peace 0
u shouldn't care what those motherfuckers say they r either jealous or just straight up jackasses
bella_coza 0
haha 131 I never thought of ******* on a plane, that would be a flying ****. but it's actually quite hard to have sex on a plane.
happysmartg 5
who cares what they think? you like it and thats all that matters.
LiuKang92 1
I don't know how your dress looks like but I would say it's beautiful :)
nickelyeti 0
oooooh. tht sux. sry:(
bobbeta30 14
Haha I know I never have bought a dress over 30 dollars and I always wear it more than once.
BeatifulPenguin 4
Is this a joke? No I'm kidding:) tell them "Hello! Meet this knife. It will be stabbing you today!"
missfyl 0
don't return the dress, it's what you want and you don't have to please other people.. work that dress and **** them
Ninjasaurus18 9
Why should you care if anyone else likes it or hate it? I'm sure that if I saw you in it, unless it's that stupid zebra print with the pink bow around the waist, you look gorgeous in it. Who cares if anyone else hates it? It's your prom night, and if they're going to be like that, maybe they shouldn't go, so you don't 'scare them away'.
gabbs1130 0
Bitches be trippin!