Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
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Top comments
lordslaya53 14
He broke your heart the same way you would've broken his wallet :p
KY_Jelly 10
I know that some guys can't handle the stress of special days, but jeez...
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Comments (134)
ksgarcia23 7
Now he won't have to buy gifts.
cheertrombonist 9
pretty sure that was his gameplan...
skyeyez9 25
When I dated, I never celebrated "dating anniversaries." There are enough damn commercialized holidays as it is.
kat33_fml 7
Seriously I don't even know when my boyfriend and my anniversary is. I don't see why dating anniversary's are important to some people.
alfred07 18
It's a good excuse to go out and be romantic. My other half and I are almost at the end of a long engagement and we even celebrated the anniversary of getting engaged.
otecasacid 22
he probably wanted to be able to do things on his own, not be pressured to spend lots on gifts and fancy things.
RedPillSucks 33
Then he should have just said that. To use that as a reason to break up with someone, even if she's a gold digger, means he's really not worth her time.
5t3ff1k4h 47
My sentiments exactly. It's overhyped and pointless.
Drakorex 10
Ain't nobody got money fo dat
gracehi 33
So, in other words, everybody's got money "fo dat."
ni0ve 9
I think u only mentioned it out of greed; to get a big gift. ydi
hplover7 11
That really sucks! What a dick, I would say you dodged a bullet there though. You can find someone way better
NocturnalCro 14
Smart guy.
poccocurantes 7
it's kind of funny how the guy is condemned for bailing on OP probably because the cash he was thinking he would have to lay out. Then there are the people calling him a cheap skate.
onorexveritas 24
you kind of set yourself up there didn't you