Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
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Top comments
lordslaya53 14
He broke your heart the same way you would've broken his wallet :p
KY_Jelly 10
I know that some guys can't handle the stress of special days, but jeez...
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Comments (134)
tanyarocks1981 6
Why did you feel the need to remind him anyway? Maybe he didn't like you putting pressure on him
adam_tajyar 10
He prolly felt under a lot of pressure thinking u were gonna wants lots of gifts for each of those occasions
secundasaol 6
mine and my boyfriends anniversary is in November, then we both celebrate different holidays in December, then both our birthdays are in January, then Valentine's in February. we've considered trying to find a way to condense some of these days... but he's never said the stress and money isn't worth the relationship and even tho i tell him i honestly dont need fancy dinners and gifts he pampers me anyway. every girl deserve someone like this, so dont accept this jerk back when he comes around later when all the dates have passed!
ZeusWarrior 8
He couldn't handle the pressure or he just is too broke and doesn't want to spend money on you .. Smh
MissSoul 6
next year send him flowers with a thank you note
_VAL3NT1NA_ 6
it was too much for him
simsgirlgem 25
if I ever get a guy I'm telling him to just buy me manga new or used which ever is cheaper I don't care I don't want jewelry or flowers gimme a good Manga and I am happy
flashback_fml 14
Lol geez i don't blame him i would want to keep my money
kandy420 4
You obviously expect too much.
DonDiego_fml 3
Iv done this before