Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML
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Top comments
Kylias 6
No, the people who mind their own business aren't the reason for bad "stuff" in the world, it's the dickheads who feel they need to irritate the people who mind their own business.
SlightlyGPirate 0
oh damn. that'd suck you shoulda turned to him and said, "don't judge what you don't know. I'm not 'this kind' of person you're talking about. this is for a school project." then chuck your $5 drink in his face
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Comments (239)
whawhawha 3
I would have sneezed in his face and then morosely informed him that I wasnt this way before I contracted AIDS. That would have given him something to do for weeks.
teiso_fml 0
So you encountered a bigot. It happens, be glad you're not someone who has to deal with that everyday.
Cemetery 0
Sounds like the kind of crap me and my friends put up with being goth ourselves. If it was me personally I would have quoted 1 Samuel 16:7 at him from the bible. Then tell him that he was not a nice person for saying such things to a stranger or by spitting in some ones drink. I wouldn't throw the hot drink in his face and be charged with assault. Depending on how i felt that day i might tell HIM what he told me, or 'accidentally' spill my drink all over him.
cookiemobzta 0
lol who goes to Starbucks?
frikkinhannah 0
Everyone needs to shut up about religon. You never know until you die. Why does everyone blame Christians? EVERYONE'S destroying the world, so can we please get back to the point of the actual FML?
wishiwazritch 3
everyone blames Christians because throughout history they are the religion who has tortured and murdered hundreds of thousands of innocent people who had the balls to oppose them and tell them they're full of shit. They are also responsible for inventing some of the sickest most twisted medieval torture devices and using them on anyone who dared to think for themselves. They also tortured and murdered thousands of women who were apparently witches. It's a religion built on blood and carnage
Chocolate_Chunk 2
wishiwazritch wins hands down
zach055 23
Goth people are awesome
Link5794 18
He probably assumed OP was emo. I can understand that, b/c emo people can be depressing to be around, but fyl anyway
KuroKurai 2
COD4 is created by people ..... the world is run by people .... why is it that video game designers seem more ethnically correct than government officials .....? i was just joking, of course, the world also runs on money so ..... ya :T
DoorMatCat 3
you should have thrown your drink in his face then kneed the bastard in the gut.
omgpotato 5
more like the balls
omgpotato 5
there's this fantastic invention that some brilliant person made... it's called a lid, get one.