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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Since when did moles become parasites?
steph87_fml 0
As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.
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Munchkin13 6
I've done that before but I would quickly realize it was a mole, not a bug. I can't believe you didn't notice till you bled.
calichick3393 2
since when can u just pull off a mole that easil?
crazygurlzz1 5
at least the moles gone!(:
jfalla 0
Idk what u were thinking
SadinSherman 16
Hopefully you are writing this from the E.R.
immortal628 20
I once accidentally ripped a mole off in my sleep. When I woke up, my girlfriend pointed out the huge blood loss and it scared the living hell out of me. After a while of still bleeding, I found myself in my underwear asking my neighbors for help.
jbaby7892 0
Hahaha! Does no one believe in the hospital anymore??
TrollFeeder 10
Shit I didn't know moles came off that easy. You did kind of deserve it for not double checking.
XxSpazzmaniuhxX 3
You're duummbb
KiMMieBeAr17 0
Gross -__-
KiMMieBeAr17 0
Gross -__-