c.hip
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Since when did moles become parasites?
steph87_fml 0
As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.
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V19Spartan 1
Halfway through were you like this bug just won't come off?
Life_sucks_13 6
All you have to do is use a potato! It stops bleeding really fast!
gigglingalways 6
How hard were you picking?!
Babydoll4ever 7
I did the same thing when I was little(like 3 or 4). I freaked out..put lots of pressure!
dmeloccaro 5
You hadn't seen it before???
ffcloudforever 0
That was real smart....next time, look before you scratch! Like any normal person who thinks they have a bug on their arm -_-
madefromcali 0
hospital. :/
bgtwindaddy 0
lay off the meth
Carol57 2
Need glasses, maybe?!?
izzaahti 0
is it the pop out type or what?