c.hip
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Since when did moles become parasites?
steph87_fml 0
As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.
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Comments (144)
chickenwalrus 14
were you on crack? or is there just something wrong with you.
xlorawrz 9
I think you should get your eyesight checked..
aruam365 24
How did you not notice the mole before? As far as I know they don't pop up overnight...
BelleBelle_fml 11
Unless they are cancerous, even then it takes a while.
masterplan79th 1
+1
anothersuicide 0
oh, but they do.
THRASHtillDEATH 6
What the hell
hassan1122331 0
better then a tick right?
Airick_TheGreat 2
The ****?
Squrril 0
If you have been bleeding for 30 minutes you should go straight to the ER
sambam_454 0
Some moles are nasty :/
Derek191919 0
holy moly that is bad
citymayer 7
I just... I don't... How do you mix the two?
Johnny2by4 0
I don't even. that had to hurt