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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Since when did moles become parasites?
steph87_fml 0
As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Since when did moles become parasites?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Where's a thumbs up button when you need one?
clumsylittleme 11
there is one..?
chickenwalrus 14
an FML team member commented, you cant thumb up an FML team member's comment. i think thats what they meant
Iamnotmyself 17
-11 Up various people's anus'
enonymous 9
I wish I was up various people's anus' :(
PutItIn 8
13- you showed there definitely is a thumbs down button.
fabian21 0
My question is how can a mole come off so easily? I mean, you just brush off a bug, but a mole?
GwarKitty 5
#1 marry me?
Jaimegirl 7
How do you pop a mole that would bleed like that so easily anyway? you must have razorblades for fingernails.
nikitaaomg 0
meth i one hell of a drug.
aogpi 7
54- a friend of mine once pulled out his big tooth thinking it was a baby one. god knows how he got it out without realizing, and he's 18... so in my opinion, OP's mistake wasn't that bad haha.
CondomSense 4
Where I was the exact same thing happened. There was a bug on my head and I thought it was a mole until I picked it and pried it from my flesh. Then I grew paranoid of those bugs and ripped a mole off. *******.
cruxx 0
This is irrelevant but I finally remembered my account info.
stef108 3
Skin cancer! Better get that checked out
Zeek63 0
Now I understand I thought you meant a ground mole!
iluvhobos 5
How do you not know where you have a mole? Especially one big and raised enough to be mistaken for a bug-those don't just show up overnight.
FarSide 23
Well Dr. Amateur. Can you find anything else stupid to do??
MinkaGraham 0
eew . thats gross . why would you even .. !! blecch . K , no . just no .
all4pooh 4
78- Your comment made me squirm lol. But I can understand how that happens
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol, sorry I'm waiting until I'm 18 :p
HenryFBP 0
No they aren't. Moles are large bundles of melanin. And cancer cannot spread if outside of the body. How old are you?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Quit popping those skittles your starting to trip.
crazychick1269 7
what????
False_Stupidity 42
Nice past FML reference =)
Skeleton_fml 1
Horrible...
PrickHead 0
bosses...?
toastyjustice 5
That movie was a huge letdown. If you plan on watching it...don't.
zachherbert 10
Your expectations are to high?
BoredUnicorn 6
Ouch.
regsworld11 2
You're pretty(:
BoredUnicorn 6
Thankyou!:) So are you
aruam365 24
... because that needed stated.
BoredUnicorn 6
Whoops! Commented on the wrong thing.
regsworld11 2
23- I totally agree. Everyone is so hateful now a days.
regsworld11 2
And thanks for calling me pretty as well BoredUnicorn!(:
latinking13 8
Hey regsworld11 what part of Texas you from
regsworld11 2
Houston, why? You?
latinking13 8
Fort Worth but when I was in Houston I saw you a couple times
regsworld11 2
What? When and where??
PrestonG95 7
How r we supposed to hit u up lol (on ur profile) since there is no message button?
McLovinnz 0
haha
McLovinnz 0
haha ^ what a lame comment. sorry folks, next time I'll say something witty ie) shouldn't you know or feel you had a mole, and it shouldn't come off in one clean swipe unless you used a knife. please begin to troll how un witty my comment was and my lack of grammar . begin . now.
PrickHead 0
McLovin ...haha
McLovinnz 0
Its full proof. The cashiers get the reference 6/5 and let you go solely because your hilarious and Superbad was a great movie. fake id's
clumsylittleme 11
good job (:
steph87_fml 0
As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.
Majstr 23
I was thinking te same.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Perhaps it was hanging a bit and OP pulled fast out of panic? I've had a mole that was only attached by a little bit before, and it bled spectacularly when I caught it one day
regsworld11 2
Ouch! Next time actually look at what your picking off your skin! Hope you're okay(:
disco2466 8
rubbing naked women on it helps
iAintEvenMad 0
That makes a ton of sense..no not really.
ariannaimelda 7
Thanks for the lovely visual!