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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Since when did moles become parasites?
steph87_fml 0
As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.
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xxgigixx 1
Ooo , bad day for u :
Doribella98 14
Maybe you should have looked first? :-/
omg_a_BALLOON 0
At least you dont have a mole anymore. They are freaking nasty.
omg_a_BALLOON 0
At least you dont have a mole anymore. They are freaking nasty.
Nekro_kat 1
Wow! You couldnt feel your nail digging into your flesh? You were on something lol
perdix 31
How long did it take you to pick off 6.022 x 10^23 of anything to start the bleeding in the first place? Or was it some kind of tiny little spy?
darkmis1 18
Gah! The numbers! They make my brain hurt! Seriously though OP, how could you not know that was a mole and not a bug? I'm pretty sure you would've had to notice it before, unless you never look in the mirror.
iampetard 0
Sounds tasty
phan13666 0
Haha happened to me too
bubblekitty 1
Imagine if you had more than 1 moles that looked like bugs
coltsrock37 15
Now you can act tough and say you got shot