Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
ragass_mctree tells us more.
dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please
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Freeze_fml 17
Draw more on your face to cover it up.
mrahhhhh 21
If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.
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Spastastic 6
I agree with rbg as well. Also, more punctuation, please.
Spastastic 6
Another thing -- perhaps she meant Hippocrates. I mean, I don't know why she would, but what she typed is much closer to that than to the word hypocrites.
hhaalleeyy 0
Everyone who keeps saying he's a stupid underage drinker. It says he lives in England highly doubt he's under 17. (legal drinking age)
monnanon 14
actually its 18 in UK not 17
Zebidee 9
...actually it's not. It varies depending on what's being drunk, how it was sold and where the drinking is taking place. In the UK the minimum age that you can give a child alcohol in the home NOT for medicinal purposes is a mind-blowing five years old.
monnanon 14
yesw but the legal age to drink in a pub is 18, below that you need to be in the company of your parents.
Zebidee 9
Sort of... It's 18 to purchase alcohol, but you can drink beer/wine/cider in a pub with a table meal at 16. In England & Wales, in that case, an adult has to order (but not in Scotland). Purchasing on behalf of an under-age person is illegal, but as I said, serving them in the home isn't. In this case, OP wasn't in a pub, it was a party, so I'd guess the 'in the home' rules would apply.
ryan12321 0
HEIL HITLER!
spanelli 16
I'm German. :p
MelElyssa 0
Why didn't you wash it off before you left?
1summitash 1
have had that happen to me once in my life, I deserved it though and I took it in stride. took my sorry face to the bathroom sink in scrubbed with hot soapy water until I had gotten all the ink. went to my dentist appointment and proceeded to hurl in his face. learned my lesson good
l3allin_all_day 0
say u were raped and kidnapped
wanted4myeyez 7
use rubbing alcohol.
nerdsgetmehot 23
It's possible to drink without having too much and passing out. Next time, be more careful.
btc415 0
that's happened to me too!!!
ragass_mctree 3
doesnt feel good does it lol. well im happy i have someone i can relate to somewhere out there :P