Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
ragass_mctree tells us more.
dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please
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Freeze_fml 17
Draw more on your face to cover it up.
mrahhhhh 21
If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.
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ckrider64 8
been there. use a sponge and soap. takes a while but once u scrub off the first layer of skin itll be faint enough that nobody will notice :)
Vinyl_Scratch_ 22
Paper sack will work for the public transportation part
ninja_darkstar 6
That's what happens when you are stupid
ActionFearo 39
Take it off with rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball or tissue
WarriorOmen 25
Get yourself some Maybelline until you can wash it off.
Jhk9000 23
Wash it off before you leave your friends house? ...