Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
ragass_mctree tells us more.
dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please
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Freeze_fml 17
Draw more on your face to cover it up.
mrahhhhh 21
If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.
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Comments (106)
chloe_barclay0 0
oh my.
emilyrules41 0
scribbe
mustardcat 1
ydi for lying to ur dad in the first place
redbluegreen 41
Please, don't use the word hypocrite if you can't even spell it correctly. In my opinion, there's nothing wrong with drinking, even when someone is underage, as long as it's in moderation. The OP has obviously gone over the limit, blacked out, lied to his parents, and didn't even follow the simple rules of partying. If you want to participate and enjoy adult things, you have to act like an adult first, regardless of age. I'd say he deserves it.
nycy 0
You're lucky, it could of been a pearl necklace after they raped you in your sleep.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agree with rbg. Basically, if this had happened to me when I was an underage drinker, I would've deserved it too.
AssPimplez 0
Wrecked by Sharpie, what a way to go
padlarf 14
Wash your goddamn face
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
You know they have this nifty thing.. Soap and water. If you have to go home to your dad, and not some big meeting, you have time to wash your face. YDI
bluefairy_fml 24
It's not the age that matters here, it's OP's stupidity and lack of responsibility. Having fun at a party does not mean getting wasted, passing out and falling into an alcoholic coma. If the OP had had at least one neuron left in his brain, he would have stopped drinking as soon as he felt a little bit dizzy. OP totally deserved it.