Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
ragass_mctree tells us more.
dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please
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Freeze_fml 17
Draw more on your face to cover it up.
mrahhhhh 21
If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.
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Comments (106)
Kbuzy 0
****. that's your fault bitch and you got some shithole friends
winslow310560 0
so you screw up by lying and think you deserve an FML?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I agree, RBG. If this would have happened to me, I would have known that I deserved it-- whether under-age or not.
Skallhatha 5
This is, on no counts, a FYL situation. You drank too much, passed out, got drawn on by your idiot friends, and now you have to face the consequences of your actions. Stop bitching about a bit of ink (which, by the way, is really easy to wash off) and grow up. YDI.
cali425 0
I agree with 114 OP just stop whining & suffer the consequences of ur actions
GlaoigharAirm 0
YDI
scooter69 0
should have taken your shoes off bro lol
thescyphozoa 6
how the hell does this have 1229 FYL's?
nat2013 3
try using nail polish remover...
doubledamn89 0
HAHAHaHAHAHA that's what you get for 1 lying to your dad, 2 getting piss faced drunk around people who would draw penises and Nazi signs on your face in permanent marker...I guess that's it. haha op