Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
ragass_mctree tells us more.
dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please
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Freeze_fml 17
Draw more on your face to cover it up.
mrahhhhh 21
If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.
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Comments (106)
Elfyy 0
I once wrote a paper on Hitler. I got a zero.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I once had a goldfish. It died.
Shookitup 0
My cat pooped, It smelled.
Zebidee 9
Did HE manage to wash it off before going home, or didn't they have Sharpies back in the day?
spanelli 16
I once did a speech on Valkyrie. I got a 100. :)
California4eva 0
wow YDI.
randomgirl92 4
use alcohol to remove it
dougierocks 13
Time for new friends..
justj2010 0
Correction: As one DUMBASS does. YDI
Jimboom 12
Lol. Well, that does suck, but it is fairly standard practice to pull this sort of shit to people who pass out early at a party. The trick is knowing your limit and not having one to many. YDI for lying to your father and underage drinking.
fyourlife1990 0
stole my name and another dudes pic what a douche
OwNowBrownCow 0
Might as well tell him you're gay while you're at it.
loshysucks 0
u so fuckkin deserve it bitch!
proflover 0
just wash yourself off, you dumbass