Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
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Top comments
kglambert24 8
some people are just shallow.
ophel1a 7
saves you time otherwise wasted pursuing an asshole. take the good from it!
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Comments (82)
AnimeBitch 14
...And you have better options.
Fmlano 16
Maybe the guy was talking about OP's personality. She could be a biatch.
aimeecuria 9
Aw im sure you are beautiful and any guy would be blessed to have you :)
NikkiAmber09 12
How is he an asshole for not dating her? Maybe he doesn't like her that way. Physical attraction does play a part in wanting to date. And maybe they have different personalities. Geez.
Zomg_Okay 27
It's not the fact that he doesn't want to date her, that's fine. It's the fact that he was such a dick about it.
davincidasecond 24
He was talking to a friend, who asked him how he felt about op. How does that make him a dick? She was the one who eavesdropped
Zomg_Okay 27
75 - Fair point, misread the FML.
SynysterNero 20
Just because a guy isn't in to you doesn't mean it's FML worthy. Imagine if every time I was rejected (or anyone else for that matter) had been rejected and put it on FML that would take up a large number of these post.
MsPhen 7
Anyone else thinking of Darcy from Pride and Prejudice? Careful, OP, this guy might be about to propose.
bvilleg 4
That sucks
sabrinaacrow 26
He would be lucky to have you
trskln 1
You probably wouldn't care for him any longer once you found out he's the type of guy that simply 'settles'...
violettulip 8
Well, stop talking to him and get some standards, too! How about talking to someone who has shown honest interest and not after one thing....