Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, I overheard my parents talking about my husband. Apparently, they think he's a nice guy and all, but they don't really see him as "husband material." They think I would have been better off with my ex, who doesn't have a job and hurt me both physically and mentally. FML
Today, I was trying to explain to my mother-in-law how I hated the way my father-in-law talks to me, the tone he uses. She thought I was attacking him and got mad at me. FML
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
They seem to be giving you the go-ahead, OP. Using the method of your choice (I'd opt for battle axe), exact your revenge for their slanderous chatter!
julianbozikovic 20
What a bunch of assholes! Sorry OP :/
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Comments (72)
rustycage92 23
This happened in Canada??!!?!?
LaLince 40
that's ****** up
kloring1 15
Well that escalated quickly
luvlu444 24
more like theyre the reason murderers can get off scott free
warrenhoward42 20
I think they are that reason. (but in all seriousness, murder is always bad!)
ladycoco8 20
So...... What'd you do
Tyrez 32
I doubt they would say something like that if you were nice...
PANDORUM89 21
Exactly! I'm nice, have goals, treat my boyfriend with respect and like he is a king. his mother hates me and its been over 2 years all because I "took her baby boy away from her". sometimes parents are lunatics and you just have to stand up for yourself and tell them that their behavior will not be tolerated. Because if I say I don't want to travel 500 miles back home my bf is the type of guy that won't go alone. she should think about that when she's mean to me on trips that I SUGGESTED he take for her benefit. Sorry got me going on a rant!
wolf12king 12
Context plz
WonderlandMishap 10
Don't forget who got their child.
worldclassrager 41
You are family now and there is nothing they can do about that...