Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, I overheard my parents talking about my husband. Apparently, they think he's a nice guy and all, but they don't really see him as "husband material." They think I would have been better off with my ex, who doesn't have a job and hurt me both physically and mentally. FML
Today, I was trying to explain to my mother-in-law how I hated the way my father-in-law talks to me, the tone he uses. She thought I was attacking him and got mad at me. FML
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
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Tripartita 45
They seem to be giving you the go-ahead, OP. Using the method of your choice (I'd opt for battle axe), exact your revenge for their slanderous chatter!
julianbozikovic 20
What a bunch of assholes! Sorry OP :/
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Comments (72)
Kitty1811 19
Bunch of assholes! :/ Well I hope your husband said something later
pphead 5
LOOOOOOOOOL I'm sorry but that's kind of really funny
INSEKTORADA 10
well there must be a reason :/
DoomedGemini 38
It seems a lot of people can't get over their precious child marrying, or want to control who they marry. So if you count them getting married as a possible reason, I suppose so.
justsayingbeach 15
And in laws like that are the reason you wish it wasn't
megs925 16
I'm not so much surprised at their conversation as much as the fact that they felt comfortable enough discussing it with the possibility of you overhearing it.
x0nx0 1
in a way its a tad bit funny, on the other hand i would have said yes i know tell me about it i was thinking the same about you. then i would of did a stare down n walked away with that lil crazy laugh. #buggemout!
AScooterman 12
With family like that who needs enemies
sariberii 8
What did you ever do to them??
more4me 27
FFS who do these people think they are?!!! Jerks! Ignore them, OP.
AssassinBall 12
Bang your spouse in vengeance.