Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was telling my dad how I turned down some guy, but when I mentioned the guy's name my dad was like, “Oh, you mean the son of my old friend, studying computer engineering, genius, real future ahead of him, and you think you can do better than him? What’s wrong with you?” FML
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
Today, my family yelled at me for being a "selfish disappointment." My crime? Not being able to help my sister's boyfriend do his homework while I'm working on my class finals. FML
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, my mom found out about my brother smoking. She calmly discussed smoking with him. On the other hand, I got yelled at and made to do chores all day despite having a university exam, just because I knew about it but I didn't tell her, because I knew that I would get the short end of the stick. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
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Top comments
yamatelle 19
He'll regret saying that when you succeed ten years later.
Keyman1212 14
Are you wrong, or are you retarded?
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Comments (129)
Keyman1212 14
Know how I know you're full of shit?
csull356 3
GOTTA PLAY SUMM FOOOOTBALL!!!!! YEEAAA
iFizzgig 11
Did he say this beer in hand?
transfat 0
i like unicorns
THE_A_TEEN 28
I want to 'keel' you.
iFizzgig 11
Uni unicorns how I love them.
Thekylekk 3
how am I full of shit? it's called oilfield. very lucrative industry.
4realz226 0
Haha sounds like my dad! :)
lexx769 0
Yupp. Same here; sister flunks out of college, I drop soccer because I was failing history. Dad gets pissed at me! :/ WTF lol
Happiness2Joy 3
And what happens when you don't suceed in sports? You dropped out of school, and for that no jobs will accept you. You don't need a fortune teller to seek your future if you decide to take this path.
arsenalmnhs 0
Dude keyman, your actually pretty annoying.
thebadmanpuntedb 7
All I can say is that if you need to go to university to get a good job in America well then American is a shit hole