Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
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xScarletx 0
Yeah YDI for talking like that around your 5 year old
Broc 0
Why are you bad-mouthing people like that at all, let alone in front of a five-year-old? Really, it says more about your own insecurities...
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Comments (106)
ClaireXX 0
That's what you get for being judgmental. Even if you make sure that your daughter is out of the room, your general judgmental personality will eventually catch on. Maybe next time you shouldn't be so judgmental. Because as someone else said, karma sucks.
rainbowchelle 0
Lol, awesome. I think that's hilarious. And I love that so many people are attacking the OP on this....I'm sure that no parent in the history of the world has let a bad word or two slip around their children or anything, right? I don't think it's a huge deal. And wtf, why is the OP insanely judgmental for calling someone a ****? What if the woman WAS a ****? It would just have been an observation...
JonReb 0
YDI.. obviously.
24788 7
YDI on this one. You taught her it.
Shadowflames420 0
28 your retarded. Learn to ready. The girl little said that her mom and dad said about the OTHER little girls' mom. Jack ass.
Own3d_fml 0
YDI ...what goes around ..... comes around !
JRSpaniel 0
Ouch, YDI though. Keep an eye on what you say around her from now on.
happy_me 0
awww that's cute. I dont know why I find that cute, but I do.
killuhb 0
Kids repeat everything so maybe next time you should take an extra moment to see if shes around.
LiLL00FAH_L0VER 0
haha thats funny... buh kids do repeat everything they here... and they speak the truth..most of tha tyme...