Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, I had a rough day and just let it all out while I was gaming. A random stranger actually replied to me, genuinely concerned, and I proceeded to vent about all my problems. It was only after they left that I realized a random stranger on the Internet now cares more about my mental health than my own family. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I greeted every passenger cheerfully getting onto my bus all morning. At one stop, I said, “Good morning!” to someone who didn’t respond, so I repeated it louder… only to realize they were wearing headphones and now passengers were staring at me like I was a pissy Karen. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was interacting with someone on a video game, and the topic somehow got switched to mental illness. When I told him about my problems, he was very sympathetic and understanding. A complete stranger cares more about me than my actual family. I'm not sure if I should be happy or crying. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML
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shroomboy 4
I used to be that guy, then I took an arrow to the knee
FalconCrunch 4
Relax. You were probably that weird guy on the bus WAY before this incident.
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Comments (229)
Miss_Nightmare 0
I don't play skyrim but I love it because it makes my best friend laugh and do these silly voices while playing. Grr to the haters.
sissors1234 4
U should of just shut up and been quiet.
_highandlow 5
Yes because two other people who play a stupid game would "restore your faith in humanity." ******* loser
Britsalmostlegal 17
You must be a 9gagger.
AlwaysAndNever 5
Why the hell did you say that, creep?
zfchatroulette 24
Are you stupid...
fuzz97 23
yes you are that ******* weird guy on the bus what is wrong with you
xXNerrrdXx 16
Lol dw bro, ive been *the weird girl on the bus, the weird girl in the chem class, the weird girl before the test* and too bad its so hard to stop myself xD
Mimorie17 12
SKYRIM.! SKYRIM.!
adamo_erebus 26
So many things wrong with this. You're no just that weird guy on the bus - you're that weird guy, period. By saying that those people who play Skyrim restored your "faith in humanity", what are you saying about people who don't play Skyrim? How the **** can one game decide how much faith you have in humanity? This is why I hate that phrase, people just use it in the most trivial contexts.