Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, someone was making jokes and everyone started laughing, so I laughed. He then proceeded to look me dead in the eye and go, "What are you laughing at?" I started stuttering and mumbled back quietly, "I don't know, what are you laughing at?" He goes, "I'm not laughing" and then they all stared at me weird. FML
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Should've asked them. When I hear people talking about me I just join in. Their reactions are usually pretty priceless.
Pentium_4 27
they're making you feel uncomfortable...but if you were to step in and say "do what?" then it would flip and they'd all be embarrassed and be uncomfortable.
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Comments (90)
GVirdi 11
There was no food mentioned... Do you know something I don't?
ohthebloodygore 16
It doesn't help with anything. #11 is just an idiot and we all know how much idiots love to express their opinion.
AugustBurnsToast 14
It would have been epicly funny if you walked in and started laughing along with them as if you weren't the butt of the joke. And then kept on laughing.
GVirdi 11
Wouldn't that give them another reason to laugh at OP?
AugustBurnsToast 14
I think it would be a bit shocking and they wouldn't know how fo react haha.
GVirdi 11
Yeah but that's only before OP leaves
AugustBurnsToast 14
I don't think they're gonna continue talking after being caught once already.
ChloeC926 9
I agree with this! Its sooo true! And lol they'd b like oh shit! Sooo funny. Seen someone do that and it wuz rlly funny! :D
GVirdi 11
Hey I happen to be an idiot too!
ohthebloodygore 16
Couldn't agree more.
flailingCheese 5
Dam now I want to know whats so funny so I can laugh at you too! No offense of course.
idontknowyou123 0
I've been in that situation before... Best thing to do is burn the building down with everyone inside!
pbonham 22
A bit extreme, don't ya think?? :)
idontknowyou123 0
Extreme would be shooting up the place then burning it to the ground
BloodMonger13 9
you are wrong you would have to throw some sort of gas in there to make them pass out then baracade the door and every window then light it on fire or else some could escape and we don't want that they could tell the cops then what?
KriiFahMoro 9
At least keep the women alive, so that you can sell them on the black market. And keep one for yourself ;)
Roxxxxay 13
63- you just took it from quite funny to wtf is wrong with you
GVirdi 11
But it does take one to know one
sweet_candy_ 17
Just ignore it. Eventually it will go away.
ohthebloodygore 16
Best advice given so far. Bravo.
ohthebloodygore 16
Well you're an idiot for believing that it takes one to know one.