Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, someone was making jokes and everyone started laughing, so I laughed. He then proceeded to look me dead in the eye and go, "What are you laughing at?" I started stuttering and mumbled back quietly, "I don't know, what are you laughing at?" He goes, "I'm not laughing" and then they all stared at me weird. FML
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Should've asked them. When I hear people talking about me I just join in. Their reactions are usually pretty priceless.
Pentium_4 27
they're making you feel uncomfortable...but if you were to step in and say "do what?" then it would flip and they'd all be embarrassed and be uncomfortable.
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Comments (90)
Riley97 0
It was you listening in on all their conversations! Duh! ;)
GVirdi 11
Your argument is invalid.
GVirdi 11
You're arguing with me so you're saying you're arguing with an idiot, doesn't that make you an idiot too?
Birdie_Sage 0
Ask, if you're so interested.
ohthebloodygore 16
32, you're an idiot for believing we're arguing. Stick around for as long as I have, my friend.
GVirdi 11
Oh, well then what's your definition of an "argument" master?
ladyLALAA 29
9, I liked the comment. I saw it in my head as an awkward situation you'd see on tv!
br0ccoli 15
Must've been your thriller-like movements and expressions pre-coffee.
GVirdi 11
It was something OP did, not how she walked
bizarre_ftw 22
I'd take being funny over being a creepy stalker any day, mention it to your boss? Or slip it into conversation in a left-handed way and don't mention it again, make them all feel like shallow lowlifes
greenmen 12
Nice profile evil genius
angelamhill 7
What a creep for following you...