Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, someone was making jokes and everyone started laughing, so I laughed. He then proceeded to look me dead in the eye and go, "What are you laughing at?" I started stuttering and mumbled back quietly, "I don't know, what are you laughing at?" He goes, "I'm not laughing" and then they all stared at me weird. FML
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Should've asked them. When I hear people talking about me I just join in. Their reactions are usually pretty priceless.
Pentium_4 27
they're making you feel uncomfortable...but if you were to step in and say "do what?" then it would flip and they'd all be embarrassed and be uncomfortable.
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Comments (90)
archenemybtch 0
Don't worry man, 16 is just a dumb, stuck up twat. She's one of those fake looking girls that thinks she's better than everyone else. Truth is, we're all idiots ;)
ClosetTroll 10
Just make sure they were talking about you before turning into paranoid parrot.
turtlehybrid 0
Teabagged any tortoises before?
fuckmebutdontfml 16
at least you're making people laugh, thats not that bad at least you're not the stalker just join in to the conversation like its nothing
pinky78711 5
I may be an idiot but im also srmt
nofearjenshere 12
He was joking.
krysxkatastrophe 14
I'd be more concerned about him/her following me around than what I did. Creepy.
rubberduckie94 13
Maybe you farted?
AaliyahMorgan143 5
It's ok! At school yesterday my best friend and his cousin were laughing at me. Don't ask why, cause I don't know either. :/
matthew2424 3
Your location shows Mass. Were you using the letter R?