Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML
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I walk my cat on a leash and harness, instead of letting him roam, because I love him and do not want him to become lost to me. He really enjoys it and actually begs at the door to go for his walk. My neighbors are just trashy. They sit on their porches and loudly talk about the people who go by, which includes me whenever I try to walk my cat before I go to work. They are disturbingly proud of themselves, and seem to feed off of each other, with each malicious comment earning praise and support from their group. I... I just hate them so much. They don't seem to do anything. I don't know what they do for work. They're just always sitting on one of two porches, being dicks to everyone and adding new tidbits of trash to the landscape.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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fsomelife 26
Are you a Sims character?
godisnowhere41 5
I hate to break it to you, but it's quite possible you're living near white trash
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1dvs_bstd 41
All purpose neighborhood. For emergency crap, dish washing and of course relaxation. Now that's a neighborhood I wanna be a part of.
Bunny_Fcked_up 2
You walk your cat?
furbyface711 9
I hope you have a homeowners association to report then to.
PenguinBitch 44
To your neighbors, walking a cat on a leash is abnormal. Get with the program son and place your tub outside. They will be impressed and no longer talk gibberish behind you on their weekly neighborhood meeting.
olpally 33
All of you are a bunch of strange people, lol.
sweettart83 27
Yeah, cause the lawn toilet is soooo classy. Besides, I'd rather walk my cat then change litter.
saffy66 34
Your neighbours are obviously being kind to the homeless. The plan is to use the toilet, wash hands at the sink then have a sleep on the sofa. It makes perfect sense to me.
MidnaLink 35
I can sort of see how the kitchen sink and sofa work into this, but I am lost on where the toilet fits into this.
maz95 17
Yes, your neighbours sound a little off but then again, you walk your cat
saidoh_fml 26
This FML makes me appreciate my HOA.