Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML
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I walk my cat on a leash and harness, instead of letting him roam, because I love him and do not want him to become lost to me. He really enjoys it and actually begs at the door to go for his walk. My neighbors are just trashy. They sit on their porches and loudly talk about the people who go by, which includes me whenever I try to walk my cat before I go to work. They are disturbingly proud of themselves, and seem to feed off of each other, with each malicious comment earning praise and support from their group. I... I just hate them so much. They don't seem to do anything. I don't know what they do for work. They're just always sitting on one of two porches, being dicks to everyone and adding new tidbits of trash to the landscape.
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fsomelife 26
Are you a Sims character?
godisnowhere41 5
I hate to break it to you, but it's quite possible you're living near white trash
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StaceeeP 23
I got some weird looks when I walked my rabbit, she loves it
strawberrywine22 30
I used to let my cockatiel ride on my shoulder while he wore a harness and leash :) nothing wrong with giving your pet some time outside while keeping them safe.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
My African Grey sits on my shoulder while I walk my dog. She loves it; my dog, not so much.
skyeyez9 25
My friend has an African Grey and it hates me. I never harmed the bird or showed it any meanness. But she will fling the coasters laying on the coffee table at me. I told her to stop it and she replied "**** off!"
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Haha that's awesome
bwzwally8 15
There just a bunch of pussys...
challan 19
I'm proud to be a redneck, but there is a fine line between redneck and white trash. Its usually missing teeth, but in this case a toilet in the yard does it.
billyz77 24
My neighbor has a toilet in his front yard, too. I never considered it "white trash" until his neighbor on the other side of him took a dump in it. Now, I just try to avoid both of them.
RoseChuck 3
You must live in a trailer park.
jennaferthelma 1
I walk my cat too. I feel ya, man.
slickchrome 11
Who the hell walks a cat? they can walk their damn selfs.. Putting a pussy on a leash isn't a good idea in any scenario.
strawberrywine22 30
People who travel and don't want to lose their pet walk their cats...
love_me_electric 20
Most cats aren't smart enough to stay out of the way of cars. If you live near a busy street you should keep your cat on a leash or keep it inside, otherwise it'll end up as roadkill.
Werken247 14
I put leashes on my ******* all the time... they love it.... oh, you were talking about cats.... nevermind
perdix 31
You evidently live in an Urban Art colony, and your artist neighbors are chiding you for humiliating your cat.
naybee 5
Where the **** do you live!
thisguyian 8
Pffft...you walk your cat on a leash???
sanctine 2
Sounds like you fit right in.