storyteller
Elkhart, United States
Today, I noticed I've been an Amazon Prime member for 2 years and never knew. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Andreas
Bergen, Norway
Every little helps
Today, I discovered that I could have gotten 2,3% off on the vacuum cleaner bags I bought online two weeks ago. At the time I didn't know about the discount. FML
jerdub93
United States
Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML
Anonymous
Checked out
Today, someone finally pointed out that my 'Out of Office' message has been on for a year. FML
GetMoney
United States
Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML
nobodyreadsmyemails
Canada
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
figures
United States
Birth certificate
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Virginia6810
Christmas is canceled
Today, I got an email that my Amazon account was probably hacked, and they have gone ahead and canceled all orders that seemed suspicious. Two days ago I was celebrating that I'd finished Christmas shopping early. Never mind. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML
HBCRUISER
That one Dire Straits song
Today, I had to go to the local UPS store to sign for a package with providing I.D. shipped to me. I had no idea who had sent the package. After signing for the package, I opened it and saw that I had signed for an empty package. I actually paid for nothing. FML
Anonymous
Too embarrassed to get them from a store?
Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML
Top comments
Wizardo 34
Someone forgot to end their free trial.
RichardPencil 32
You think you were just giving Amazon an annual $99 tip for just being awesome?
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Comments (42)
creditless 14
yea I meant to ask u about that... it says my membership has "lapsed"... I'm gonna need u to take care of that for me ?
alexs182 2
You can claim that money back, i did exactly the same thing and so long as you havent used it you will get it back.
killadawg67 2
hey since u have that membership , go to twitch use it and sub to someone LUL
Y0UI34574RD 15
Maybe some managers from Wells Fargo two years ago moved over to Amazon and started implementing some of their competitive sales practices, increasing new account goals to unreasonable levels?
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
You Pay A fee once a year, how could you not know?
MulticoloredSlug 18
How did you not know? I feel like you should follow up.
mrjiggles1992 18
Amazon primes, prime customer. One that pays but never uses.
undebatable52419 5
they offer you free prime as a trial gotta remember to cancel that, good life lesson
undebatable52419 5
life lesson. pay more attention to what you do. everything affects you. end your trials
RainbowSnake 7
They must be charging you a subscription fee...and you haven't noticed?!? My account alerts me when it's charged over $1.00 because I'm so poor xD