Anonymous
Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tyr88
Blakehurst, Australia
The first step is admitting you have a problem: take away is bad for you.
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
KyngJulian
United States
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Cpt_Concerned
Canada
Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, I noticed that I'm way more productive when I'm drinking than when I'm not. I think I just figured out why I'm related to so many alcoholics. FML
hungry
Halifax, Canada
Parenting gone feral
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
The_failure
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
The first step is admitting it
Today, I found myself sitting in the bathroom at work searching the internet for the alcohol and caloric content of cool mint Listerine. I now believe that I may have a problem. FML
Anonymous
Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML
oh no
What Mötley Crüe call "Breakfast"
Today, I think all those jokes my wife made about becoming an alcoholic during quarantine may be true. She came back from the weekly shopping today with 7 bottles of wine, a bottle of tequila and a 30-pack of beer. FML
Anonymous
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
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riley873 21
I'd you think it's a problem, therapy and/or AA. Otherwise... liquid diets are all the rage🤷🏿♀️
tounces7 28
"YDI" can really be construed a lot of different ways with this one.
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Comments (16)
jbuckets_404 39
Sounds like you're overdue for a house party then....
idragosani 17
And the problem here is...?
protoskore 27
Just designate beer to be liquid bread and you're probably good to go.
stormi716 3
Where’s the fml part though? Sounds like you’re living the dream
dudeisuck 7
adulting done right
marcy_89 8
Hold on...is this not normal?? Well I’m screwed.