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sadCowboysfan Ajax, Canada

Today, I moved into my new place. My boyfriend and I were breaking in my new couch when, right as I was about to cum, the door unlocked and my parents and siblings walked in. They now know I’m gay and what my embarrassing fetish is. FML

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bigdaddyeric 37

Who gave them a key? You? Get a 2nd bolting lock for those times dude! So, what’s the fetish???

Well, on the bright side, they'll always knock from now on.

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Is it toes, by any chance?

The real question isn’t why they have a key, but why the hell they think they have the right to walk into your home whenever the hell they want?

Why should they have keys to your house anyway????

Chris Smith 9

Form your name, please tell me he was wearing a cowboy hat and belt

You do know that by just implying you have a weird fetish all of us are thinking of stuff that's probably a thousand times worse than your actual fetish, right? Haha At least they now know why you have your own place and will considering calling beforehand in the future.

change the locks!

maybe you should have locked the door before you started doing your business