sadCowboysfan
Ajax, Canada
Today, I moved into my new place. My boyfriend and I were breaking in my new couch when, right as I was about to cum, the door unlocked and my parents and siblings walked in. They now know I’m gay and what my embarrassing fetish is. FML
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bigdaddyeric 37
Who gave them a key? You? Get a 2nd bolting lock for those times dude! So, what’s the fetish???
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well, on the bright side, they'll always knock from now on.
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ArtLover 13
I guess they learned to knock from now on, which is a good thing I guess?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Yeah, this is where you take the key from them and give it to a more trustworthy person. They have no right to just barge in unannounced whenever they feel like it just because they have a key to your apartment. They need to understand what privacy is, and that this is your apartment, not your bedroom at their own house.
XxNightwingxX 21
Wait. What's your fetish?!
sharond23 10
wait. you just moved in and your parents gave a key??? ydi
jordanashley211 20
This is literally my worst fear.
CoyoteOldOne 17
Hmmm. I think this kind of scenario is maybe a _parent's_ worst fear. That they'll walk in on you having sex, and that you'll have some "embarrassing fetish." Ooo.. I wonder if the parents suspected, and hoped to catch him in the act. Bet they won't do that again.
thejimhawkins 13
Is you embarrassing fetish seeing people put their feet in their mouths?
DanielleinDC 34
You maybe need to set boundaries with your parents about when they can and cannot use their key to enter your house.
vandj8 9
all that, and you're not going to share what your fetish is? come on, don't leave us hanging.
CoyoteOldOne 17
Let me guess: You have a fetish for leaving the door unlocked so you can feel the fearful thrill of knowing someone could walk in at any moment? Or, rather, you have a fetish for giving _family_ members the _key_, so you can feel the fearful thrill of having _family_ walk in on you? Kidding: Don't bother getting the keys back from your family. If you can afford it, change the locks. Don't give a key to that person, or to any of the people who watched them unlock your door, and who walked in with them, using your key. And whatever you were up to, it's not you that should be ashamed. It's the people who walked in, unannounced. I hope they were at least gracious as they left quickly.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm starting to think no one on FML owns a door that has a functioning lock.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It's possible that he gave the spare key to his parents for emergencies, and they decided to use it to barge in unannounced, which they had no right to do because it's not their apartment.