uwotm8
Burwood, Australia
Today, I missed the spider but succeeded in keying my own car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Masey
United States
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Geemeisters
Studley, United Kingdom
Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
KeithFFS
United States
Stealth mode activated
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
abigiggles
Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Smile
France
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
..,did you really think killing a spider that was on your car with your keys wasn't a terrible idea? YDI
devildog562 33
You absolutely deserve it for using your keys . That's just not smart...
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Comments (71)
shelzykid 12
Why would you try to kill a spider with a key?
night_fox1233 16
Why would you think that's a good idea?
johnny29 14
seriously, op? why didn't you just ignore it...?
ouijacorn 9
Let that be a lesson, it's bad luck to kill a spider.
worldclassrager 41
If it's on your car just get in and drive away now if it's on your door walk around a bit then check it again
russfml 31
Congrats you achieved a new level of stupid
mclovin22897 15
well now that you failed to kill it, it knows you're after it. Better sleep with one eye open.
theqcskater88 0
How do You not deserve this. Ydumbso dumb.... glad you keyed your car idiot
annie_zoo 27
OP might have made a dumb move but you didn't have to be such a inconsiderate bitch about it.
rummple_4skin 2
Who attacks a a spider with keys
christinamarie17 29
Why not just get in on the opposite side and drive away... The force of the wind is sure to blow it off... And if not just use gee I don't know some paper towels?