Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
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Top comments
erizonkim 17
That happened with me too once, I was just about to get on the bus when the douchebag driver suddenly drove off. Better take care and get well soon OP!
Kurby14 21
when your all healed up and better, find the driver and report his ass!
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Comments (53)
MidnightRain3 16
Lawsuit. I doubt the driver will miss that.
vikky538 29
Better call saul
henrylikestreats 22
Oh no. Hopefully you aren't missing anything big today. Feel better!
Juicenub 25
I really hope the bus driver gets busted for this. FYL OP.
Chiharo 15
Ouch D: get better and next time you see the bus driver you run him over >=O
CaitlynCollins 2
should probably watch out next time
thefmlman2011 37
Can't you sue the bus company?
MrConcise 35
Probably the last time we try waiting for the bus in the middle of the road, huh?
MrZsDad 19
i saw this on the news. im glad you are ok, the local drivers have been in some deep shit lately. get better soon!
igg125 30
Watch your surroundings! You don't get hit by a big bus by accident
Benny_Boi 9
Unless the bus mounted the curb, I fail to see how someone can get hit by one, you can hear them coming from 100's of feet away!
countryb_cth 38
I'm now pictureing a huge bus with a face on it mounting the curb and chasing down OP
Cathrin 26
This should be this FML's illustration.