Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I lost my phone while at the store with my mom. She decided to call it, and that's when I remembered that my ringtone for her is the song "Mother" by The Police. The weirded-out stares I got as I picked up my phone have become a core memory that I absolutely did not want. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML
Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
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micahsmommy 13
OP "where's that music coming from? Ugh, so annoying! Why won't it stop? Oh, good it stopped." picks up phone to play FarmVille..."%*^€#!"
Andr913 13
I clicked on you. No, you're not.
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Comments (110)
kimcompton83 12
Get a social life, then maybe someone will call. The generic ringtones that come on your phone could be your problem.
KriiFahMoro 9
I'd stop biting your nails if I were you. It's a real nasty habit.
kooochris1995 14
Just stop biting your nails!
swampbilly 5
It'sKaylabitch wanna hook up?
immaMonsta 8
Huh. Fascinating.
pagullarka 9
Hey people check the previous post before you start commenting she is not chewing her nail get it through and let's get over it
RetardedChipmunk 7
You should probably stop biting your nails
katcot99 11
Loner-_-
thatonetroll 0
Stoner
linkinpark98 24
Boner?
ladyLALAA 29
Biting your nails is such a dirt habit, Kayla!!
ProhibitionRose 14
Why would you blow my cover like that?! I'm totally a 56 year old posing as a puppy dog on FML for ***** and giggles.