Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
Today, at the register, I got a spontaneous nose bleed. The lady behind the counter apparently didn't do well with blood. Her face turned white, she passed out and fell with her head on the counter. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, after days of nasal congestion, I stifled a sneeze. It went out my nose, blowing out a massive spray of green gunk, streaked with blood. This happened at a meeting, splattering the table in front of me with green bloody mucus. The other attendees looked horrified and one ran to vomit. FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML
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wesleyc2110 22
The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you
ScratchCatPower 32
Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!
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Comments (30)
ssnow_fml 20
That's when the Dean walks in and wants to know why you killed a student.
trucker2 33
Time to slip into the ladies bathroom you got a date with the tampon machine
MamaChey 24
Ha! #14, are you suggesting that OP shove a tampon up their nose? Whatta problem solver!
trucker2 33
Guess you never been to the hospital, with a nose bleed....
trellz17 19
Reminds me of that scene from Drag Me to Hell.
shinikageWolf 15
Leave the blood, when a student drops out without warning, never to be seen again, people will assume.
Cerebral_Origami 5
I used to get nose bleeds all the time. It was caused by a forced hot air furnace. A few pots of water on the floor grills and later a humidifier solved the problem.
ChatAlors_fml 16
You might want to go get yourself checked up OP
dragoongirl90 34
I never understand how this happens. "I blew my nose and blood sprayed everywhere".... Do people not know how to blow their noses? You are supposed to COVER your nose with the tissue, not just drape the top and shoot your nasty, germ filled shit all over the room.
necklacethief 23
I know how you feel op. I always get nosebleeds at inconvenient times, but nothing as bad as this!