Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not the one
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Face the facts
Today, I called off my engagement with my now ex-girlfriend. Yesterday, while drunk at a get-together with all our friends, she admitted she's still in love with her best friend, and only went out with me to forget about him, but is still pining for him anyway. She doesn't understand why that factoid might upset me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Creeper
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
Like spinning plates
Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML
Traditions suck
Today, I found out the girl who ghosted me a month ago is engaged. Not only is she engaged, but she is in an arranged marriage. And not only is she going to be married, but she still has feelings for me. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Boot him out
Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML
Time to move on
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
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pabj208 23
It's time to move on now. You deserve someone who will commit to you and there are plenty more nice girls out there!
PaulChristie 13
Wow, no need for that. I hate when people lead someone on like that.
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Comments (62)
psyjoniz 12
you are her backup plan.
bulletsinthewind 21
It might be time to find someone else now. Seems like you're there just as her spare. Don't let yourself be dishonored. Move on
dman798 18
Someone beat you to it, that's probably what she wanted and you didn't deliver
Dick_diamond 22
You just need to let go, dude
demix_fml 32
Time to move on Hun . (Sending all the hugs)
revolvearoundme 15
Guess your on and off again relationship has turned her off for good. Time to switch girls.
w0nderwh4t 14
Move on man. If you can't get over her and might try to do something, then just stop talking to her.
xn3x 10
That sucks. The relationships never get better with time. If there was a reason to split, most likely it is still there. Therefore, never look back. Life is not a cheesy chick flick, but it is too short for repeating the same mistakes over and over again.
bad_boyfriend 10
Why would you do that to yourself. Get her out of your life.
tomvertigo 17
No one is more at fault than you, OP. She clearly doesn't care about anyone but herself. Say goodbye and FYL