Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
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Top comments
lucyford 0
owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand? oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.
Engineer_Chick 0
Don't most dating sites have a picture of yourself. Was it honest?
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Comments (147)
ammali 0
#30, wouldn't that actually encourage some guys?
Stunt_fml 5
Typically this kind of thing happens when your pictures are better than your appearance. Be realistic, and you'll achieve realistic results.
Roto13 0
This is why you trade pictures beforehand. Accurate ones. Don't do any of that MySpace Angles bullshit. Send pictures that look like you. #3 You're kind of out of touch, aren't you? People meet online all the time. Many, many successful relationships started on the internet. I've been married for two years to someone I met online.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Guys get the "ummm, no" look all the time when they ask out women. Get used to it.
neverland_fml 0
Whoa. That's just--awful. He's on the dating site, too, thus, he's desperate. Beggars can't be choosers. I'm sorry for you. :(
FBIWarning 0
No matter what people say, being physically attracted to someone is the first part to a relationship.
bonafidehustler 0
I met a girl from a dating site once, and she ended up being MUCH bigger than her pictures made her look. Her pictures were just of her face, so I didn't realize how large she was. I still sat through the date, but we didn't really click anyway, and I haven't talked to her since. The guy could've at least sat through the date just to be polite.
blargity 0
# 3,4,5 maybe not everyone is social enough to to go into a "club" not enough self esteem and besides most people worth dating are too shy to come out of their homes and into a club or a bar a lot of clubs are really hard to get into anyway and to people talking about putting their pictures online, maybe this person didn't have access to a scanner or digital camera (like me) i agree with #11 and #29 dont you mean someone who isn't?
coffeennicotine 0
I agree with #40, there's just no reason to be so rude to someone like that. I'm sorry that happened to you. Better luck next time.
MoobyTheCow 2
Is this what happened? http://www.officialdatingresource.com/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/
yehr 0
omg false advertising.. never good!