Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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Top comments
siklee 0
How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?
FBIWarning 0
That guys facial expression must of been priceless!
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Comments (151)
zoomster 0
haha this reminds me of a big puppy. or maybe a snake.. creeper!
hk_fml 9
ewwww scary. I definitely would've hid from him
07_MKV 0
why are you talking about his eyes being open if your eyes were open too, this is not an FML
firebrand111 0
You both epically fail. #3 ftw Get over it. This is not a real fml. Read the one where the cancer patient has to eat alone cause his wife wanted to get her nails done or something. That's a real fml. One more thing...how old are you? This seems mildly childish.
yui567 0
this is pointless.
durkadurka 0
they should really push for that "who the hell cares" option....
yesmy_love 0
i think we've made out with this same guy.
lolwhat_fml 0
I dont get it. Anyone care to share?
MizzHollywood 0
I don't get it He doesn't know how to kiss? THat's more of an FML for him
Crimso 0
"Today i met this girl I really liked at a party. We got talking and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss her. She pulled back with her eyes open and a disgusted look on her face. FML."